Sunday, May 04, 2014

District 8 Commissioner Lynda Bell Submitted Petitions Like Her Opponent Daniella Levine Cava. By Geniusofdespair

Daniella Levine is qualified by petition. Lynda Bell Awaits the results, she has also submitted petitions said Doug Hanks of the Miami Herald.

When Lynda Bell comes to your door with that smiling face, don't let her off easy (and don't let her in). Question her.  Or, better yet, say you are going to vote for her and she will leave in 5 minutes. If you don't, you will have to endure at least 20 minutes of convincing: I am a mother of 3 daughters I have 8 grandchildren with Hispanic last names even though I don't, I was the first woman mayor of Homestead and was hated, only serving one term, I am a fiscal conservative (tea party), my husband and I teach Sunday school, we are business owners; I am the National Delegate of Florida Right to Life.

What Lynda Bell won't tell you at your door -- that I believe is all true: In redistricting I took out all the people that would not vote for me like parts of Homestead and all of Pinecrest; My daughter is living in a trailer in my backyard for over a year; While Homestead Mayor, I changed a towing law in Homestead so the Former Mayor of Sweetwater (in jail) could get the contract;  I was the only commissioner to vote to put Pink Slime in meat served by the County to people; I got help from David Rivera in my last campaign and shared his office for awhile; To the dismay of the whole environmental community, I voted to lift a 30 year deed restriction after only 5 years; I single handily dismantled DERM with no help from other County Commissioners and tried to water down wetland protection with a task force and town hall meeting; It is rumored that I am strong-arming big companies for campaign donations with the veiled threat of retribution by county investigations and withholding county services;  I misrepresented Audubon of Florida at a May 6th County Commission meeting and I claimed I did outreach before I rushed through a resolution the Everglades Foundation told me was bad for Everglades restoration, in other words, I lied; I got thousands of dollars from rock miners for my campaign and over a hundred thousand from Wayne Rosen in both ECO's and my campaign account; I didn't vote for the help libraries needed; I voted not to give unions back their  temporary 5% cut; A rich guy I am tight with (He held my victory party at his home) formed a mortgage company and gave my husband a mortgage to become a business owner, the Redland Hotel, before that he was on disability and he was a plumbers helper; I stole Frank Nero's geo-spatial website idea and called it my own after I helped get him fired from the Beacon CouncilI think arsenic is no big deal and said it at a commission meeting; I proposed a chain link fence ordinance not telling the rest of the County Commission there was a chain link fence company registered to my address and owned by my daughter; I claimed I protected the Environment on my website when it was untrue; I was endorsed by the Christian Family Coalition - a gay hate group;  I voted to move the Urban Development Boundary for the racetrack; My husband's failed campaign for Mayor is being investigated by the State's Attorney's offfice for Absentee Ballot Fraud; I named an affordable housing building with $10,000,000 of your tax dollars in it, after my mom who never did anything of note in Miami Dade County but raise me; I went to Tallahassee trying to make an end-run around the local government on the CRA; I sue people a lot and they sue me in feuds my former staffer Lois Jones and my neighbor Elaine Navarre as examples; I moved my office from the Government Center where the rent was free to Palmetto Bay during the down-turn when money was scarce - with the rent, the renovation and furnishings you the taxpayers are paying about $63,137 a year to keep me close to the coffee shops or  $252,550 over four years; etc. LYNDA BELL won't tell you things like that. But don't ask. Just give her a thumbs up and let her go on her way or she will talk your ear off.

If you see Daniella Levine Cava at your door, ask her if her husband is truly cranky, why she moved into the district, why she does not have 8 grandchildren, what she did at Catalyst Miami and does she really speak Spanish or is she just faking it for the campaign. After all, Lynda's grandchildren ALL have Hispanic last names, that is what she tells everyone.
Lynda Bell is very good at door to door, don't kid yourself, she knows how to mask her devious side and her vindictive behavior to get your vote. You will see her sign on your neighbor's lawn. Go over there and educate your friends.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Genius: This is the Lynda Bell resume from beginning to end. Do not let Lynda Bell sweet talk and fool you citizens of District 8. She is CREEPY and Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that during her 1st county commission election, she lost both the early voting and election day contests, but somehow won enough absentee to bairly win the election.

Anonymous said...

Wow great post!

Anonymous said...

If Bell comes to your door call the police.

Another Church Lady said...

Lynda not only lost at the polls, but was extremely freaked out when she realized there was plain old citizens at the elections department reviewing absentees from the election, which is how she DID win the election. There most certainly enough questionable ballots to toss her on her ass.

Don't forget to ask her how she got herself into the senior centers and why her campaign staff was known for their ability to maneuver absentees. Why did she have her "campaign" people hanging out in North Dade county at David Rivera's Office? Was there too much sun in South Dade?

The lady has split the churches she has attended with her sheer Holy self and Christ-like demeanor.

While going to church she must have missed the lesson on how you can't get to heaven via good works. Because, Lord knows, that if she was in the room when that lesson was taught, she would not be sprinkling her district with free pop corn, book bags, toys and turkeys all from your tax dollars. So, we all suffer financially, because she missed church one Sunday. :(

Trust me, Lynda, St. Peter looks in into your heart, soul and your true intentions to see who gets through those pearly gates. He goes a bit deeper than Santa's Good List.


crack head bob said...

I will vote for Marion Barry before I vote for either of these candidates

Geniusofdespair said...

Crack head you make sense for a crackhead.

Anonymous said...

I have heard Daniella speak Spanish. Her Spanish is quite poor. Her appearance on Spanish-language talk radio left much to be desired. She couldn't answer the host's questions and giggled through most if the interview.

Anonymous said...

try what she must but we all know daniella will be our next commissioner

Olivia said...

Her Spanish is fine. She giggles because she is a happy gal!

Anonymous said...

Who cares if she speaks Spanish?!!

Anonymous said...

She speaks Spanish A lot better than Lynda who doesn't.